New Reality Show–Nominate a Tool

First of all, let’s take pause for a moment a realize the amazingness that is the word tool. It’s such a beautifully accurate adjective that doesn’t get as much use as it should. It’s perfect when referring to those who aren’t quite as ignorant as douche bags, not nearly mean enough to be an asshole, but annoying enough to be called a name.

I’m adding the description from the show breakdown if anyone has a desire to submit someone. I could think of about 18 people to submit just off the top of my head. And hopefully, if your friend is called out on being a tool, they can redeem their “untool” status by recognizing their tool-like behavior and reclaiming their awesomely cool “not-a-tool” persona.  TOOL!!!!!

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“Is your partner / friend simply a Tool and does not know it? Are you at your breaking point with their bad habits like flirting, the control freak, the know it all, the doormat etc? If so we would like to hear from you! Examples: The Flirt “You and your boyfriend go to a bar and he flirts with ever cute girl but won’t admit it”. The Control Freak “You go to a restaurant with your friend and she insists on ordering everything because she claims to know the best dishes on the menu”. Nominate your boyfriend / girlfriend / Partner and we will help you fix it! A well – respected cable network is looking couples for a new reality show. You must be ages 25-40 to qualify. Please send us the following information. Your names Age Photo (you and your partner / Friend) How long you have been together And tell us why you would like to nominate your partner Send emails, contact information and Stories along with Photos to: lightingpointcasting@gmail.com”