Ode To Gnomes
Freshman year of college is when Aryiel and I met. Half a year later when her roommate moved out and my 3-people-in-a-2-person-dorm was getting annoying (the space situation, not the roommates), I moved into her place in Braden Hall (ah good old Chapman U.)
We’d already become quick friends and basically, somehow through her love of gnomes (hers was more obvious, mine was latent from days of watching David the Gnome) we ended up making a rule that, should either of our virgin-but-not-wanting-to-be-selves have a guy in the room, that we were serious about wanting to sleep with, we’d let the other know through mentioning, somehow, something about a gnome.
I’ll leave the story that follows that for Aryiel and another post, the main point we’re going to travel back to is that - dude, GNOMES are effing AWESOME.
So if you’re seeing this on Google reader, you might see two posts, my apologies. Wordpress and I were dueling it out, and I won victorious in the end. Time for the gnomes!
A little music to help you with your gnome viewing:
Step 1: Underpants. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
From Gnome Town. Sounds like a place I'd enjoy living.
Do the seven dwarfs (dwarves?) count as gnomes?
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